Issue 6:
Wish
Anthony Dowler

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If Wishing Made It So

I was having coffee with some friends the other day, nothing special, just a cup of java over lunch, 'How's your work', and so on. They were telling me about this wonderful thing that they bought through the Homeward Shopping Network.

"It makes a perfect latte."

"It picks up cranberry stains from shag carpet."

"It looks so great in my kitchen."

"I build my new deck with it."

"It makes me a secret agent."

"Now I'm not afraid of dying."

But when I got excited about it and started to express interest, they all turned a little sheepish. Finally, one of them said, "Actually, it's only just in pretend."

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So now I have nothing to do with those people. I can't stand their company. And yet, every now and then, like when I'm outside, and it happens to be raining, or I'm waiting for a bus, I am a secret agent.

~Anthony Dowler

Anthony Dowler was recently married. He lives in Seattle, WA. He is a philosophy PhD dropout and once attempted to become a Microsoft Certified Professional. Now he writes. Email.

© 2001 by Anthony Dowler. All Rights Reserved.

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