Issue 2:
Pet
Madame LaFong
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Dear Dr. Pamparo
Dear Dr. Pamparo,
I am dictating this letter to Edwin because I'm still a little too weak to write it myself. Edwin doesn't mind, as he is used to tending to my every wish and comfort.
I am feeling so much better, thanks to you and your staff! It was an absolute ordeal, and one that I do not ever care to repeat. No cat of my regal bearing should be forced to suffer such indignities. And those pills! I do not like Batril! But I managed to swallow 19 of them. The Nutrical was tolerable -- but not tasty, disgusting in fact, and I must admit I have some left. I swallowed as much of it as I could. Edwin is very good at fingering it into my mouth. I have had to throw up three times in the last ten days because my regular food was too rich for my delicate constitution. Edwin is looking for a good low ash product at only the very best pet food stores. (But I'm particular, so he may have some trouble finding one I will enjoy.)
Sam, Muffin, Miss Kitty, and even Bruno have been nice to me since I came home from the hospital.
Thank you again for your expert medical assistance.
Sincerely,
~Madame LaFong
Madame LaFong defends Edwin's home from vicious sparrows and the occasional pigeon. You may write to her through Cayuse Press.
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